my mom bought me a 2 carrot ring!
say what bitch
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.
the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist
from my rotten body flowers will grow
and I am in them, and that is eternity