parent: shit vine wont open fast enough FUCK
yes making a joke about a child about to potentially pour BOILING HOT WATER ON THEMSELVES AND GET BURNED POSSIBLY SEVERELY is funny
i know nigga thats why i said it
DID I JUST GET WINKED AT
BY A KOALA
ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.
that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption
my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from